Tuesday, July 19, 2011

for my LADIES...

if you're a female monster raise your cocktail glass **giggles**

a friend of mine sent me the below a day ago, i loved it so much i could not not share with
all my giiirrrllls!!

I've learned pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake...

Words for Women to Live By:

1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.

2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.

8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.

9 Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.

11. When life gives you lemons - buy some Coronas.

12. Forget about the perfect man - he's living in Cape Town with his boyfriend.

13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.

14. If it has tyres or testicles it's gonna give you trouble.

15. By the time a women realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.

'Good friends are like stars... You don't always see them, but you know they are always there'
'Remember yesterday, dream about tomorrow, but live for today'.

i'm definitely putting some of these to good use.

i love being a girl!

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